Social media has destroyed human interaction!

By: Alex Stevenson

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Here we go again, diving headfirst into the endless gender debate. Honestly, how do people keep this up? This relentless arguing can’t be good for anyone’s sanity. And have you checked out the tea app? There’s a certain demographic spilling the unfiltered truth about their men in the community, and boy, does it sting!

“It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.” – Machiavelli

I thought Facebook, Maury, and every other social media haven were the only ones at this game! But lo and behold, the show is skipping along to the tea app – yes, the very app that’s currently hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna! It reminds me of that classic Two and a Half Men episode when Charlie’s mug got plastered online; it was like watching a train wreck, but in slow motion and with more punchlines!

Well, lo and behold! It turns out our mischievous mastermind is none other than Rose—cue dramatic music! It appears one demographic is truly living in the wild west without any real protection while those claiming to be the most disenfranchised have more shields than a superhero convention. Honestly, sometimes you just need to flip the script; when someone’s trolling you, the last thing you want to do is give them the satisfaction of acting all serious. Just grab some popcorn and enjoy the show!

“The wise man does not lay up his own treasures. The more he gives to others, the more he has for himself.” – Machiavelli

Trolls are nothing but attention-seeking parasites, often ending up in a pitiful state. These pathetic losers should really consider dialing 1–888-PAIN-LAW or finding a filmmaker to expose their disgraceful truth. Before you hurl insults, think for a second: what if you woke up to find your face and personal information plastered on a site you never agreed to? I bet you’d be screaming for justice at the top of your lungs!

These individuals undergo Carfax checks as though they’re preparing for a high-stakes job interview. Sure, they might contemplate taking legal action, but these companies are perpetually one step ahead, armed with a web of loopholes that allow them to dodge any lawsuit like pros.

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Another blow for men on the internet, it seems. I can only hope that the few innocent ones among them don’t let their emotions spiral out of control and end up destroying their lives. Honestly, this is exactly why many people recoil from human interaction; they’d much rather unwind alone at home than face the chaos of socializing. As always, I appreciate your attention. Enjoy your day!